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Hugh Grant...Caught In The Act

Me, Goofing On Hugh's Troubles

Separated at Birth? Hugh Grant and Me!

In 1995, Hugh became the scandal of the year by hiring a prostitute, Divine Brown, to perform certain acts in the privacy of his automobile. Not so private, it turned out. Grant was arrested, made fun of, and remarkably, lauded for his actions. Newspapers and television shows around the world covered his troubles. His longtime girlfriend, Estée Lauder model Elizabeth Hurley, was not amused; she claims she will never ("No, never, no, no") marry him...

"Most stars go into seclusion and don't talk and get angry and attack the media," said Hugh's Agent/Publicist/Backup Apologist, a Mr. Rubinstein. "He did the reverse. He apologized right away, he went on every talk show possible, he apologized to his girlfriend, and the public applauded him. They're breaking down the doors at the movie."

Many are also applauding Grant for his refreshing honesty in a culture that has become fed up with overuse of the word "abuse," but Grant did not resort to an excuse.

Grant said on "Larry King Live," "I could accept some of the things that people have explained, 'stress,' 'pressure,' 'loneliness' -- that that was the reason. But that would be false. In the end you have to come clean and say 'I did something dishonorable, shabby and goatish.'"

Hugh Confesses to Father Larry King

Related Hugh Grant Jokes

Q. Why did Hugh Grant fire his lawyer???

A1. Because hiring someone to get him off was what
got him in trouble in the first place!

or

A2. Since being busted he has decided to take matters
into his own hands.

 

Q. Why did Hugh Grant get a light sentence?
A. The evidence wouldn't stand up in court.

Okay, Enough!!!!

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