I love it! Attractive "Taos Turquoise" blue trim, four (count 'em) bird feeders (one for each direction), a superb hot tub, super-convenient location, loads of space, a Landlord who will soon be nominated for Sainthood ("Saint Andrew, The Patron Saint of Patience") -- in short, the perfect blend of urban yang and country yin, a suitably distinctive residence for its, ah, er, uh...well...suitably distinctive tenant.

Question: "Do you work at home?"
Answer: "No, I live in my office."